(Source: bartonesque)
To my dumbass literature teacher
Hey, I just met you
And this work is fucking crazy
So you’re an asshole
Fuck you, lady
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Press play and relieve your childhood.
EMOTION OVERLOAD.
don’t even care this is going on my blog.
(Source: simplejustin)
(Source: translucent-moons)
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
THE CHILDREN.
(Source: jillypooh)
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In Acquariet, at about the age of 14/15, young people would leave school and enter a sort of work study instead. Then they would train under that job until of age. At which point they would either be asked to stay and continue working there, or be let go.
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well, Tahno, I guess that was a bad joke.
what did I just do by the way..?SO PERFECT.
OH MY GEEZ. TAHNO IS KUZCO. HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS.
AMON IS YZMA
LIEUTENANT IS KRONK
SGDHJHFNVFIULHDJKNDVDSBFUHGSJNKLNJJV
BEST FUCKING POST EVER
In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,
so I did a thing
ALLY
(Source: im-cool-like-that)
OMG AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! :3
Well, the cutest thing in the entire world was just put on your dash
What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)
“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”
You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average290 words per minute. 16% faster than the national average. Apparently, if I wanted to depress myself, I could read War and Peace in 33 hours.
You read 282 words per minute. That makes you 13% faster than the national average. I could read Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone in 4 hours and 33 minutes. :)
585 words and I could read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in 2 hrs and 12 min
236….Woah…Do I feel stupid…That’s what I get for reading books in a voice and tone in my head. It helps me understand it and makes it even more entertaining…I love doing that. ;v;
